My New Pink Button: It’s Dye For Your…Uh…Yeah

From the “WHAT THE FUCKING CHRIST?” category, I bring you My New Pink Button. It’s a dye, like a lip stain, you
know…for those lips. No. I’m not kidding. In the words of my co-worker “I didn’t know your button could even lose color.” I’ll let the website copy explain:

My New Pink Button ™ is a temporary dye to restore the youthful pink color back to your labia. There is no other product like it. This patent pending formula was designed by a female certified Paramedical Esthetician after she discovered her own genital color loss. While looking online for a solution she discovered thousands of other women asking the same questions regarding their color loss. After countless searches revealing no solution available and a discussion with her own gynecologist she decided to create her own. Now there is a solution!

• Audrey – For the woman that loves to be daring, we bring you “Audrey”! This is the deepest, darkest color that we offer to give you a bold burgundy pink color. Perfect for everyone, and your own base color will determine the depth of this shade. Tonight its Show time!!

• Dye System Kit includes 20 disposable applicators, mixing dish, labia colorant dye and instructional guide.

• Our Products are Never Tested on Animals, but it will bring out the Animal in You!”

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~ by K. Ritcheson on February 22, 2010.

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